A Statement From HAIR JAIL

Greeting's and Salutations,
This here is "THE JUDGE" I would like to welcome everyone to Hair Jail. You may be asking yourself "what the f*%# is HAIR JAIL"? Well my friend if you are like me and are blessed to live in a city that gives you access to a updated by the minute resource documenting the current inmate listing in the local slammer, which happens to be full of "stand up dudes" (and gals) that on occasion get picked up by the law dressed in their Sunday Best looking sharp or better yet straight look like shit. If you find yourself completely intrigued by who is spending the night in the drunk tank this is definetly a place where you will be wasting plenty of Webtime. (its better than hard time). So enjoy kids and remember, next time you are out and about and find yourself getting picked up for O.W.I or a Probie violation/Domestic Dispute where you and your baby momma are headed to jail, remember we at hair jail are watching and will be critical of your overall appearance..

Thank you, Enjoy

THE JUDGE